What if Men Wrote Advice Columns?

We've all read advice columns written by women. Dear Abby, Ann Landers, The Advice Goddess... you know, columns where people write in saying stuff like "my husband is cheating on me, what should I do?" and then Abby or Ann will give them advice like "you should find out for sure and if he is, you should have a serious discussion with him and demand he respect you." You know, stuff like this...

But what if these columns weren't written by women but were written by another gender entirely? What if they were written by men? I don't think its too much of a stretch to say that they would be a little different. 

Here's a little sample of what we imagine would be some of the changes if men wrote advice columns instead of women...  

This is more like what a man's advice column would be like!

Ha! No wonder men don't write advice columns... Abe Landers is a ridiculous name!

Wow, advice columns sure would be different if they were written by men!